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bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

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gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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worstcats:

I know some people are allergic to fur but why does this cat have to be so sweaty

worstcats:

I know some people are allergic to fur but why does this cat have to be so sweaty

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john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

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theclearlydope:

WORTH SEEING: This one of the best music videos I’ve ever seen. 

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theclearlydope:

Serving up Rock Bottoms x 2

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"The frightening thing is that, like most of their other campaigns against women, they see themselves as just warriors fighting for what’s right. This is primarily because they firmly believe that any woman who speaks up on women’s issues is completely disingenuous and only doing it for the purposes of self-promotion, and that any man who does is looking to get laid, because they actually cannot possibly imagine a scenario in which someone would genuinely give a shit about women.
 
Members of this board, as well as “Men’s Rights Activists” in general, tend to go apoplectic at even the most mild implications that women might be human beings. For them, this is simply “not allowed” and must be punished swiftly and severely, as they appear to believe that feminism is the one obstacle in the way of all these pathetic neckbeards getting their pick of supermodel girlfriends who obey their every whim. The goal is to make it as uncomfortable to speak out about misogyny and women’s issues as possible, which is why they go to the wall in terms of harassing women like Emma Watson. At the end of the day, this is the crux of it. It would be sad if it weren’t so vile."

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

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youngblackandvegan:

Do not allow people to mispronounce your name

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

Anxiety attack material

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molotovcock:

GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN GOLDEN

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theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

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oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

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