| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK |
good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.
WAYWARD SON IS TOO GOOD
these songs
so deep
I am cry
what if i made voice recordings of some of these
(Source: carryon-deducing-inthetardis, via mrsomers)
THE BEST. #pokemonfusion #pokemon #hellyes
Does it look like I care? #pokemon #pokemonfusion #heckyeah
Oooooh… #supermetroid #metroid #YEAH
Did I say you could speak? #pokemonfusion #excellent #original
| person: | are you athletic? |
|---|---|
| me: | i run |
| person: | oh sweet |
| me: | *whispers* a blog. |
there’s a species of frog that breaks its own bones to make claws for defense purposes and if that isn’t the most fucking metal thing then i don’t know what is
(via mrsomers)
Epic Sun and scenery.#beautiful #sun #insanity
(Source: shygirl364, via bleedingwit)
The Office: First and Last Appearances
damnit I’m crying again
(via lord-thundercastle)
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
