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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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vapor-man:

*plays Darude - Sandstorm*

"okay and now for a slow dance"

*plays Darude - Sandstorm at half speed*

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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

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benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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stephanidftba:

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

No but I want to see security chasing him trying to get through the obstacle course

stephanidftba:

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

No but I want to see security chasing him trying to get through the obstacle course

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jimstumblings:

i feel sick.


I am sick

jimstumblings:

i feel sick.

I am sick

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huluhooping:

when you trip up the stairs at schoolimage

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catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

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biscuitpotato:

trying to finish an essay thats due tomorrow more like

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kid-radd:

Fighting Ridley like

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radroachmeat:

I think everyone else at e3 needs to take a huge leaf out of the Nintendo book and slap themselves with it.

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jacktheironknife:

Remember when Aounuma said Nintendo was rethinking the conventions of Zelda? One of which, that wasn’t mentioned at E3 this year, was that of “playing alone”.

So this buzz about the character not necessarily being Link? I theorize that is Link’s twin sister, an equally useful character with a knack for ranged combat and tinkering with creating items, opposite Link’s close combat and skill with anything already made. I bet you can not only play as either, but also both in a co op mode.

Or perhaps its Zelda. She uses a bow historically in the series as her main weapon. It would be a good new direction for the series.

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jakethenicholas:

I’m going to be 80 years old in a nursing home and still be laughing about this

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