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nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

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neptunain:

reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage

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disgusting-weeaboo:

and people say anime is shit.

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Wait what? Is that person half feet? What the hell?

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fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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shitshilarious:

I don’t see race. I don’t see skin color. I don’t see anything. I am blind. Help me.

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kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

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  • Question: that's your opinion - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Its also my opinion that you cant let others make judgement on something for you. Take everything with a grain of salt.

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Wow. Other M was a good game guys. The mob mentality about it being bad is an overexageration, along with the Smash Bros 4 design of her. Its Nintendo’s Character, and they can do whatever they want with her.

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andrewsadrian:

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

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4gifs:

British Petroleum handling its oil spills

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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

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it8bit:

Video Game Character Illustrations

Created by Delfina Perez Adan

 

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meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

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